Tool Band + Tool Merch = Tool Universe

When you think of Tool, and I do mean the band, not “Tool” nor a mechanic thing, I mean Tool band with Maynard and the rest of the crew? Again, what do you think of Tool and their music? This is a question only for the fans of course, but also people that don’t like Tool are welcome to share their opinion and say what is on their mind.
Let’s take a look at Tool through my eyes using their merchandise. I thought to myself, wtf I’ll try this approach, and for that purpose I chose three random items from Tool merch.
The first one is the Tool 4 Button Set. Now this is a button set, obviously it has four buttons as you can see on the picture and each one of them is unique. Now I thought of two ways I can connect Tool, the band Tool, with this particular item. The first is the common relation with the word “button” in the 21st century. When we say button most of us in the age of computers thinks about computer buttons and the most commonly used button is the “reset” button. So my first idiotic idea of the day is the “Tool reset button”, the buttons that will reset your emotions the second you wear them. The second and the more obvious one is that there are 4 different buttons, one of each representing one member of the band; you tell me which one is for whom.

Tool 4 Button Set

The second item we have here is the Tool Band Text Logo Keyfob. Now the second I looked at this item I got an idea what it can relate to, and than I thought about it for another 15 minutes and nothing else came to my mind. So, here is the only idea I had, of course a keyring is used to hold keys, and keys are used to unlock a door. Now at this point I must stress out that I am the master of the obvious. So what I thought is that the key that you will place on this Tool Keyfob will be used to release and unlock all of your emotions locked inside your heart.

Tool Band Text Logo Keyfob

Tool Band Text Logo Keyfob

The third and the last item, again, these were all randomly picked, is the Tool Altar T-shirt. Now I’m not going to go on and on with this one because I had 20 ideas, I’m just going to stress out the obvious one, well the obvious one to me. The name of this shirt is Tool Altar, so that should give you a clue. I’m guessing that this shirt is used to guide our emotions to a place of sacrifice where we will free them, but if you look closely at the picture and use my words “free emotions” literally you might get the wrong impression.

Tool Altar T-shirt

Tool Altar T-shirt

Now the Tool Merchandise I just showed you is just merch, this is only my interpretation written out of pure boredom, it is not meant to represent anything, this is just me being crazy as always and trying to be funny, which I know I’m not. Well, if you wish to find me and shoot me or sacrifice me at the altar, keep reading my posts and keep visiting the best place for Tool’s fans, Tool Band Projects, cause I just might give you a clue or two where to find me and how to kill me.

Spiral out…